Comment: Yo mama is so statist

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Yo mama is so statist

Yo mama is so statist she spells the alphabet agencies in her cereal.

Yo mama is so statist she hires a babysitter for your babysitter.

Yo mama is so statist she doesn't need to monitor her kids playing outside, she simply flies drone sorties every 30 minutes.

Yo mama is so statist she registered all her kitchen knives with the government.

Yo mama is so statist she put her dog down for contributing to global warming every time it went outside.

Yo mama is so statist she had her dog pee in the neighbors yard, then called the EPA to take their property under imminent domain to protect a wetland.

Yo mama is so statist she takes money out of the collection plate at church and reports it as income on her tax return.

Liberty: Too big to fail