Yo mama is so statist she called the dogcatcher on Krugman’s cats.
Yo mama is so statist she wants a ride in Helicopter Ben's magical flying machine.
Yo mama is so statist she believes the Founding Fathers were terrorists.
Yo mama is so statist she’s certain the Bill of Rights is the 10 planks of the Communist Manifesto.
“The moral and constitutional obligations of our representatives in Washington are to protect our liberty, not coddle the world, precipitating no-win wars, while bringing bankruptcy and economic turmoil to our people.” - Ron Paul