Comment: Wagging the dog

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Wagging the dog

Meanwhile in DC, as serious debate ramps up over gun control:

Obama: Hello, China?
China: Yes, this is China.
Obama: Yes, I was wondering if you would be so kind as to supply me with some international diversion as our Congress debates gun control.
China: Sure, what kind of diversion would you like?
Obama: Oh, you know, something to take everyone's eyes off of DC.
China: Ok, how about North Korea threatening a nuclear launch?
Obama: Hmm, I suppose... tell me more?
China: Well, ...