abbreviations in your alphabet soup. Then she makes you describe their benefits before you may eat it.
Your mama is so statist she gave you a W-9 before an allowance. When you said you had no SS number she penned in the one she assigned you at birth. Then she withheld for SS and Medicare, and the maximum federal and state income tax withholding because you didn't know how to fill in the form, and federal and state unemployment. Then she also held back your 401(k), your pension plan, your medical plan, your dental plan, your Xmas club, and your profit-sharing plan. She ended up paying you 30 cents on the dollar except now it's 10 cents because she created an Obamacare risk contingency fund.
"Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the office of a thoroughly nasty business concern." ~~C.S. Lewis
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15
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