Comment: They do have a use.

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They do have a use.

They can be used to buy drugs relatively anonymously online. That gives bitcoin one more use than the dollar (although you can pay taxes to the IRS in dollars, I'm sure that gets some progressives off).

Also, the value of the US dollar climbed 60% in bitcoin today. I think we should all be praising the Chairman of the Board for his fantastic work.