Comment: Tell you what.

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Tell you what.

You throw away your toothbrush and just eat meat and vegetables. Just do strictly Paleo or Atkins. Eat all the meat and eggs you want but no grains, no starch of any kind, no sugar.

Then come back in about a year's time to give us an update on your teeth, if you still have them. Okay?