The pressure cookers lids were manufactured in North Korea and smuggled into Cuba where Fidel Castro's brother personally shipped them by Fedex to Tehran, the plans for the pressure cookers were hidden in a secret compartment in the Fedex envelope.
After completing construction of the *cookers of mass destruction* they were stamped with the Russian Hammer & Sickle before being corrupted in China by an orgiastic horde of communists!
Gabby Giffords will now be pushing hard for a nation wide kitchen lock-down. Any gadget is a potential weapon.
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