We also have these rare excerpts of chat history which conclusively point to the mystery of one Anderson Pooper, a not well know but nonetheless noted researcher;
now what's really interesting is nobody has seen or heard from this interviewer since
WE THINK HE GOT TAKEN OUT
yeah we know their style
we'll never find his body
but using sophisticated software some of us were able to reasonably determine....
we think that was the last living recording by a not well known journalist named Anderson Pooper
now let me tell you a bit about what we know about Anderson Pooper
born to a wealthy family with a tragic past, he was inducted into the CIA at an early and impressionable age, sent to London and taught to talk with a proper Brittish accent
but he never got it right
others such as Henry Kissinger really nailed it and rose to positions of power
but not poor Anderson Pooper
who eventually capitulated his career into a cheap series of VHS pr0nos
so to see him surface at this moment in world history is simply curious
bet you never heard of him
he headlined SNL back when it was cool
dated whatever film star you were into in high school
it's like he was an archetype
you subconscoiusly wanted to be him until you grew up
then you were like wait
his last name is Pooper
and that's when you really get to appreciate how cunning and sophisticated these people are
they cannot only read your thoughts and control them
they can even do this to Alex Jones
don't believe me?
i didn't either until i was exposed to this SHOCKING EVIDENCE
ok the point of this experiment as i was told was they were gonna twist this knob on this control board and make Alex Jones have only nice things to say about people
judge for yourself, this is the tape
THIS IS REAL MIND CONTROL
I SAW THIS HAPPEN
there's this knob
on a control board
and it controls alex jones
i got to try it
how do you think i got that recording?
that nobody else has?
the real truth?
THEY KILLED ANDERSON POOPER
IN COLD FILTHY MURDEROUS BLOOD
they will pay for this
they will pay
there will come a day
so we got to work on t shirts
kinda having some graphic design issues
they say we can't fit "WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ANDERSON POOPER YOU HOMICIDAL JERKWARDS AND WE ARE TOTALLY COMING TO GET YOU" on a t shirt
we had signs made up but there was a clerical error and we got 500 2x5 foot signs that said I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PROTESTING
Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.
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