Comment: OMG! I just lost my legs!

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OMG! I just lost my legs!

look, I had my legs before breakfast....

http://s1287.photobucket.com/user/DuaneK36/media/DSC00918_zp...

And now....ouch!!

http://s1287.photobucket.com/user/DuaneK36/media/DSC00919_zp...

Here is me sliding on my tummy...missing my legs.....

http://s1287.photobucket.com/user/DuaneK36/media/DSC00921_zp...

It would look a lot better with some Hollywood. Could easily do it in shorts, just slide fake sawed off legs on instead of pants. lol

I could easily go out in public pretending to be an amputee....in fact....for half a mil...where do I sign up? And if anyone said I was faking.....how rude of them...

Am just sayin.....don't rule it out...no matter what you see on TV.