Comment: Gotta love this:

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Gotta love this:

On the evening of April 19, 2013, police investigation revealed that there was an individual in a covered boat located at 67 Franklin Street in Watertown.

How about - After we lifted the unconstitutional martial law, a homeowner went outside for a smoke and notified police that he had discovered the suspect hiding in his boat!

I'm amazed at how hard they're patting themselves on the back.

God grants liberty only to those who love it, and are always ready to guard and defend it. – Daniel Webster