Comment: I think it is creative

(See in situ)

I think it is creative

and would accomplish your goal of hiding/protecting your gold. Then again, I have a poll (to be precise it is an eye-bolt) attached to a shoelace which is tied to a support beam on my deck that slides in vertically through a hole on my deck's ledge and into a hole in my gate which together act as the locking mechanism so the wind (or dog) cannot open it. People have been known to call it a "pollock."

#I'm Polish too =P~

“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” – Dresden James