Comment: Are you seriously going to make me quote the dictionary?

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Are you seriously going to make me quote the dictionary?

MYTH: any invented story, idea, or concept.

The invented concept in this situation is that McDonald's hamburgers are preserved for an abnormal amount of time.

I shouldn't have even responded to your drivel.