Yeah, that's right cutie-pie, I'm old. I don't take up too much oxygen either because I wheeze alot. And another thing, that social security keeps me able to afford the parts to my broken scooter that I bought from the ads on television and paid for by medicare (you know, your tax money).
Old Punk am I? Well here is an Elvis Presley shout-out, thank you very much.
You just keep it up, young lady. Hah, I'm on to you, you, freedom-person, you :)
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