Comment: If I was on trial I'd pay you

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If I was on trial I'd pay you

If I was on trial I'd pay you to stay home because I'd want a jury of my peers!

"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere".
--Voltaire

It's hard not to be a menace to society when half the population is happy on their knees. - unknown