Comment: True story - some years ago there was a fairly nice bicycle...

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True story - some years ago there was a fairly nice bicycle...

leaning against a fence behind a restaurant.

Taped to it was a handwritten note that read:

"Warning: this bicycle is under 24-hour surveillance. Anyone who moves it will be caught and shipped to Canada to be tortured by mounties!"

It sat there for weeks.

Finally I couldn't take it anymore and moved it about 15 feet.

Still waiting for that free trip...

9-11 was a panda job.