I have read it at least 22 times.
I could go on and on about why it is the funniest, most morbid, and best book about war and bureaucracy ever, but what fun is there in that? Just get a paperback copy and read the first paragraph. WARNING: Do not start reading near bedtime if you have anything to do the following day.
"Fully half the quotations found on the internet are either mis-attributed, or outright fabrications." - Abraham Lincoln
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