Lived in Daytona Beach back in 2003, and even back then the cops seemed disproportionately concerned about tobacco/weed pipes...especially considering the crack epidemic in that city.
On that note, why not ban those little glass tubes that people buy in corner stores to smoke crack out of? Of course, you'd have to ban steel wool too. Screw it, let's just ban fire so nobody can smoke anything!
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