"We have breaking news now coming in from the AP wire, a male basketball player who no one knew before yesterday, is purportedly GAY. The Whitehouse will comment at noon on this unraveling NEWS ALERT that affects the entire nation. It is rumored that this GAY man, who we have never seen in history till now, will HEROICALLY be on Good Morning America and Dave Letterman to tell of his BRAVE story.
(I see you are already in knee-jerk mode)
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