The ACLU will now require bathrooms in all public spaces based on sexual preference as opposed to the antiquated gender norms of phenotype, which were always just socially enforced anyways by the bourgeois. The ACLU estimates these public spaces will need 6-8 different bathrooms as to not offend persons of all sexual orientations. The creation of these bathrooms will create jobs and spur the economy.
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