Comment: Foxy candidate marks the FOXification of politics

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Foxy candidate marks the FOXification of politics

Hey, why not? A foxy candidate marks the FOXification of politics. Just as hotties on FOX News helped sell Lord Rupert Murdoch's gleeful progation of perpetual global war to the daft American viewers, it has now become necessary to oust the current class of ghoulish eyesores in politics to take this war to a new level!

Out with brutish gorgons like Nancy Pelosi and Rosa DeLauro, and put in their place shapely Brazzers alumni. Throw out stooping golems like McCain and Graham, and replace em with handsome tykes like Rubio and Cruz.

Its the only way to sell the more profitable next stage of global war to a bankrupt and exhausted, yet all the more stupid, class of American television viewers.

"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"