Comment: What if I gave you

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What if I gave you

1 billion rounds of ammunition, 100 Mine-Resistant vehicles, and a shiney-brand new penis? Sorry, .50 Desert Eagle?

Oh yeah, and all of that is paid for by other people.

Sorry John. I'm just...pissed. I seriously want to put some of our "elected" public officials in jail myself. I want to slap the cuffs on, read them their make-believe rights, and kick them in the balls when the cameras aren't looking.

If they say I kicked them in the balls in court, I'll say everything I did was within police policy. Then I'll pay the judge off while high-fiving the prosecuting attorney.

F***.

If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.