Comment: The Onion really outdid themselves this time!

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The Onion really outdid themselves this time!

"...the results of climate change include drought and reduced agricultural output."
I think that is The Onion's way of saying climate change is causing the women to get cut off from the good monkey lovin'...

"and could even drive poor women to "transactional sex" for survival"
and so the women-folk are going to go find a little "trans-action," some girl-on-guy-dressed-like-girl nookie...

Oh, wait... Where's the logo? Where's the onion? Oh, dear God, this is real...

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