Comment: I saw a standup comic once

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I saw a standup comic once

I saw a standup comic once who did a bit that reminds me of this.

How come Christian athlete's always give god all the credit when they win, but never blame him when they loose?

"It aint my fault! Jesus tripped me up on the 50 yard line!"

Unless god is a socialist dickhead, I think this line of reasoning is pretty retarded. He's punishing good people for the actions of bad ones. Also, since he's perfect and knows everything, what's this nonsense about giving us a 2nd chance? Wouldn't he already know we were going to fail with his phenomenal cosmic power to see the future? What's the point of conducting tests and administering punishment when the outcome is predetermined?

Conclusion: People are out of their minds to believe this cartoonish nonsense.