I have to laugh a little. I have no idea where you got that little "skit" but it's not from the Church.
It doesn't even make sense. Our clergy are ENTIRELY volunteer. Our Bishops, Stake Presidents, missionaries, teachers, women's leaders, men's leaders, children's leaders- NONE are paid for what they do. And most are not even formally "trained." Missionaries are. And there is ongoing teaching for all leaders, but most are just called and just start their calling right away in addition to making their livings and living their normal lives.
In fact, you have to PAY your own way to serve a mission. And some 60,000 missionaries are currently paying their own ways to be out there doing the work they believe in.