you'll see that, with bear in hot pursuit, the arrogant but doomed monkey raised his arm in defiance and gave bear the one-finger salute while shouting in broken bear dialect, "catch me if you can, sucka!"
What doomed monkey had failed to notice, however, is that his bike had been sabotaged by a jealous and angry bear who was sick and tired of always losing the race and being mocked afterwards by a bunch of smug, high-fiving monkeys who always got the loudest cheers and the most fan mail.
Ron Paul - Honorary Founding Father
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