Comment: Sasquatch is real

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Sasquatch is real

and he is a CIA double agent. Actually, if you look at his ears, you will see that he really is David Hasselhoff in disguise. The disguise isn't all that great, but the CIA monitors your brainwaves so that whenever you see the Hoff, you instead see a big hairy apelike thing, and vice-versa. It can get quite confusing. This means that an actor is playing bigfoot. The Gubmint doesn't want you to know. Animal Planet will do a completely factual expose on this shortly! I have to run, the Hoff is coming for my Banana!

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-- Albert Einstein