that he knows a guy who knows a werewolf who has secret documents that prove Santa Claus is a reptilian from the planet Coolranchdoritos 5, and he secretly runs the world from his secret base inside the moon which is really a hollow space station.
He nuked Boston and that fertilizer plant in Texas to stop the mole men from the center of the earth from activating their anti-lunar laser.
Had they succeeded, the Sasquatch would have taken the throne as Earth's next covert leader, and his army of chainsaw wielding ape men would come out every night to harvest organs from unsuspecting orphans to sell to the Vatican.
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