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This is true:

My son says he can't watch TV with me around any more.
I saw him watching an episode of Dragnet and within minutes I had made comments about two illegal searches and how they let a woman off just because she was a woman and women can't possibly be involved in this type of crime.
Then mentioned that any idiot lawyer would have gotten all of them off if the cops hadn't forced confessions out of them.
He says it's no fun watching anything with me.
But he really enjoys me being stopped at a DUI checkpoint for twenty minutes blocking traffic while asking an officer if I am being detained, under arrest, or free to go?

I love my country
I am appalled by my government