Which means he probably did so from an invisible alien space craft.
Which means he's probably an illuminati reptillian.
Look at his mug shot! His eyes are yellow colored and his pupils are vertical slits! It's IMPOSSIBLE that his friends and co workers did not notice this.
THIS IS ABSOLUTE PROOF OF A WIDE RANGING CONSPIRACY TO COVER UP ALIENS IN WEST TEXAS.
Most of those who think so actually don't and most of those who think sew actually rip.
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