They said sure, almost all the kids know about the Illuminati who are part lizard and who fly around in invisible space craft and they control everything and they are evil. Sure that's what they do, the Illuminati, everybody knows that.
Of course their peers understand NOTHING about economics, politics, geopolitics, monetary policy, history, simple math, how to bake a cake, or use a screwdriver.....
but they dang sure know all about the Illuminati. Just don't ask them to spell it or use it in a sentence.
Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.
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