Comment: I love old men.

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I love old men.

Especially the curmudgeons.
You might tell him to look into making his place a "museum." Put little labels on a bunch of stiff, call it "The Tinkering Museum."
My only other thought is that every time the judge asks him "Why?" about ANY of it, his reply ought to be "because it makes me happy."

Love or fear? Chose again with every breath.