Golly gee, I knew them pollyticians could fix this mess if we gave em enough time. Wait, you didn't tell THEM the deficit was shrinking, did you? Thats like telling an alcoholic that there's a whiskey sale at the store. Now they will have to scramble to find a way to spend that newfound pile of invisible, nonexistent cash.
This article is so laughable that I'm going to have to take a minute to guffaw...
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