Hey I'm working hard ain't I? I deserve the money =D
Just like magic, every week, there it is, TAXPAYER MONEY deposited in my bank account.
It all started when I brought up the question about why steel columns are fire-proofed when apparently fire can't damage them.
After that I was identified as DISINFO 'talent' and flown down to AREA 51 for an interview. There I signed a pledge stating that I would never tell the truth ever again and since then life has been just dandy.
PS: Its neither CIA nor FBI. Its another special super secret agency that you've never heard of.