he must have had a slim jim in his pocket (nitrates/nitrites) before boarding although the blurry line looks his balls are about a subway footlong between his pockets.
Remember when the slim jim place blew up? Those items have a limited role, mainly preservatives and fertilizers. We don't need them for either. We don't need preservatives other than pickling (maybe some pickling lime and salt), and we don't need fertilizer because there is plenty of BS to go around.
That nasty stuff is no good. It can and will kill you. It only takes about 2 grams of any of them to kill a human via air, direct ingestion, &c.
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