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from the article:

"attacked the agents as he was about to sign a written confession in the murder case"

translation: "we had em boss! he was just about to sign it, he said he was responsible for the triple-murder. he typed up a letter in microsoft word and printed it out. he even left room for his signature and the date at the bottom of the page. too bad he didn't save. well, anyway, this took longer than we hoped because his printer was out of ink, so we had to wait for fred to change out the cartridge. anyway, as i was saying. finally, when he was just about to sign the confession letter, out of nowhere he frickin jumped at me like a frickin ninja.