When I was younger I'd found myself in a number of auto accidents. Never my fault, which is the weird part because three of them happened while I had Powerman 5000's "Car Crash" playing on the receiver. Clutter's my real last name, so a friend of mine kinda put the two together. Makes for good alliteration.
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