the general theory of evolution should not be taught since it is an alternative scientific theory based upon magic.
No amount of time in a centillion consecutive universes will create information without existing information, or assemble from random atomic collisions a single molecular machine capable of reproducing itself, and do so without existing molecular machinery directed by information designed for that purpose.
Thus the need for a Flying Probability Monster to wave its magic want.
That so many people in the 21st century would still believe such superstitious nonsense as life from non-life and information from non-information is simply astonishing.
Ron Paul - Honorary Founding Father