How bout telling DHS we're seeing an NSA: Nazi Seizure of America?
Those big adverts never have a phone number, though. Who the F are we supposed to contact? 911? Does Janet really expect people to report pressure cookers and backpacks to 911?
"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"
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