Sorry, but I have to add my favorite Yo Momma joke. It's from a movie, not sure which one, White Men Can't Jump, maybe.
Yo Momma's so poor, I saw her kickin' cans down the street one day so I went up to her and said, "Momma, what you doin?" And she said, "Movin."
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