Comment: get her email address

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get her email address

then barrage her with youtube videos until she cracks [up]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shuOYVeAj40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW6opMZg6wQ
...
sans an email address
these may be projected to a viewing screen in your yard
her garage door may also be used as a viewing screen :D

if that doesn't do the trick
just get a job in government
dig up some dirt
and blackmail her ;)