feces at a wall to see what sticks.
The traitor high school dropout boyfriend of a pole dancing stripper stole all kinds of information on a prohibited thumb drive so he could defect to China while endangering Americans. Furthermore he posed for pictures on the Internet in his underwear and inflated his salary. There must be a link to Bin Laden in there somewhere. Maybe they are saving that for act two.
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