I used to know a priest of Our Lady of Eternal Combustion who performed short term marriages. The happy couple could specify a duration, from 30 minutes to two weeks I think it was. I remember a few words from the wedding vows: "... for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, but not for long."
I just now found his website.
"Fully half the quotations found on the internet are either mis-attributed, or outright fabrications." - Abraham Lincoln
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