I am beginning to wonder if the only way out is to just piss in the data pool. That is lie. Make the lies ridiculous as possible.
If you're not already making up nonsense for online accounts, start now. They don't need to know all this stuff. Just make something up. Use something from a TV or a book. Making the data unreliable is key to stopping it.
It may be more difficult with the census however... It's not like even the census is going to check up on truthfulness. They'll just compute the answers from the form. Only if it gets really widespread might they even notice. At that point it's going to take a lot of effort to get everyone who's lying on their forms. Legally silence might work better still. Don't know.
Want DP delivered to your inbox daily? Subscribe here: