Think I'll steer DOUG toward Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro, well-known high priestess of Kali. The brutal long-fanged Dark Mother Rosa DeLauro devours her own births with ravenous glee and spends her idle time trampling the bodies of children and gulping their blood from goblets fashioned out of skulls of babies...!
Uh, in a metaphysical sense, anyway.
"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"
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