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That's what Rand Paul seemed to miss saying he was worried DOMA being overturned, and not having any laws on marriage, might mean people could extend that to marrying non-humans.

A non-human can't give consent, so no contract with a non-human can be legally valid. Rand Paul needs some more tutoring from his father. Get government OUT of marriage altogether.