Comment: I am having a funeral.

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I am having a funeral.

My guests will be donning black. I am serving charcoal grilled ribs and blackened black grouper with black beans, nightshades, eggplant, mole negro, squid ink pasta with black truffle oil, and, of course, blackberry pie for dessert. We will be sitting around a fire singing the blues after our meal.