ABKHAZIA, Edward! Apply to ABKHAZIA! There are daily flights to Sukhum from Moscow.
I guarantee they'll hand-deliver an Abkhazian passport just to get some publicity. The Winter Olympics are coming to Sochi and next-door Abkhazia wants to cash in on the tourists. This would help them do it!
"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"