This shorter post explains your point much better than your first longer one. Maybe you can edit them together (sorry, unsolicited advice from internet stranger)
I'm not sure whether this purpose was our inception or the reason they allow us to exist, but I can certainly see the case that the establishment uses us as a prop like this. One percent is a pretty good laughingstock!
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