I should write a primer on how to spot fake news. Lots of people here at the DP don't seem to have this basic, and necessary skill.
1) "National Report.net" - An official sounding name.
2) "AMERICA'S #1 INDEPENDENT NEWS TEAM" - Huh? Says who? Oh right, spouting bullshit is protected by the First Amendment.
3) Alexa ranking: 206,000. Lame. Nobody's reading this except the webmaster and his friends.
4) Let's look at some other stories from the page. Oh, look at this:
New CDC Study Indicates Pets Of Gay Couples Worse At Sports, Better At Fashion Than Pets Of Straight Couples:
Huh? Ok. Over and out. Not wasting any more time.
Bob, I love you, but I wish you would be more discerning.
He's the man.
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