Don't ask the question. You challenged his assertion, he answered, and now you're laughing like a retard. I say he pretty well won the argument here. Have fun believing in your own fairytale of retarded fish-frogs and talking monkeys.
“My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” - G.K. Chesterton